You!
Yes, I mean YOU – right in front of this PC screen. I am sure, you had been relaxedly sitting on your chair until I started talking to you. I see, you are not that much dressed up. You want to know, how I can know that? Well, there are two possibilites… either I am a very good guesser, or – and the latter one is more likely – I just used the endless possibilities of Google – the Godfather of Big Brother, as I started to call it. Or even the God of Web 2.0.
I would never dare to commit heresy; but the comparison of Google and God is based on four convincing commonalities:
1) The first two letters are the same: G and O. This can’t be a coincident!
2) Both are located in heaven – or how can it be explained that Google Maps can see you lying naked on your terrasse? This can’t be a coincident either!
3) Both are omniscient, they know everything: There is Google Maps, Google Mail, Google Reader, Google Books, Google Bible… let me guess, you didn’t even notice that the last one is wrong. This can’t be a coincident!
4) It is not possible to draw a picture of both: Or how do you explain that Google changes its appearance every couple of days. This can’t be a coincident!
This must be an act of providence!
And it is known that you cannot skip your fate, as this video proves:
